April 01, 2009

Demonstrating in London on the G20 demo day...

...but not really at the demos.  My demonstration was 'how to plant mistletoe seeds' at the Natural History Museum Garden.

For me this was part of the Mistletoe part of the London Biodiversity Action Plan (which I'm reviewing and revising at present).  For the NHM it was part of their wildlife garden scheme (which re-opened to the public for the 2009 season today) - which aims to create a little bit of British countryside, complete with native flora and fauna, alongside the Cromwell Road in South Kensington.     

Some pictures (as usual, click to enlarge) of the mistletoe demo:

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Nhm1Nhm3First pic shows some context. For those unfamiliar with the NHM (there might be a few, though it is a famous London landmark) - it's the big Victorian job over my right shoulder.

Not your usual Victorian Gothic - this is a much more interesting Romanesque design by Alfred Waterhouse - we naturalist types like to wander around it, inside and out, marvelling at the flora and fauna depicted in the stonework, terracotta, faiance etc.  My old tutor, the late Michael Stratton would say, at this point, "what a lotta terracotta".  But that's a subject for another blog...

Second pic is a close-up of how to do it.  This is a Sorbus (rowan) (I think, this morning seems a long time ago already and I think there was a Crataegus too) and we also tried planting on Salix (willow) and Malus (apple)).

Third pic is the immediate end-result - a line of sticky seeds on a branch, labelled in case we forget where they are.  And that's it for 12 months or so...

There was no hint of the G20 demos here in South Kensington, though I did get treated as a very suspicious character by the security staff at Natural England's London HQ in Victoria Street (much closer to Whitehall) later in the afternoon - despite the fact I was there for a scheduled meeting.  Maybe I should have worn a tie and had a haircut...

March 09, 2009

Updates, emails, websites...

Have been v busy with other matters recently - so very behind with mistletoe correspondence and mistletoe website improvements. 

So, if you've sent me an email in the last few weeks and haven't yet had a response, sorry!  Please be patient - I'll get around to it soon...

Er, that's it for now

February 18, 2009

Blooming mistletoe...

It seems ages since the last mistletoe blog - but it's only two months...

Mistletoe activities have been ongoing throughout - but as most has been general backgroundy sort of stuff, it wasn't worth blogging about.

But since it is now flowering time I thought I should upload a few words and pics:

Britain's mistletoe flowers are not exactly stunning - 'small' and 'green' are the first adjectives that spring to mind.  But hey, they're one of the first signs of spring, if you bother to look. 

And they are actually insect pollinated - which is no mean feat for small green flowers in February.  The insects concerned are, perhaps not surprisingly, small black flies.  [I'll be saying more on other mistletoe insects later in the spring... (they are all small, but they're not all black)].

Anyway, here are some pics - the first is the female plant, with (very) small female flowers, the second is a male plant with the rather larger male flowers:

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December 16, 2008

Blackcaps and mistletoe - newish to Britain and new in our garden

A tale of birds, sticky berries and a new experience in our garden...

Background:

Mistle1 Mistle Thrushes, named after their fondness for mistletoe berries, are the main 'vector' of mistletoe in the UK.  They are one of the few birds that recognise the white berries as edible, and put up with their stickiness.  But they are inefficient, gorging on the berries, swallowing them whole and excreting the undigested seeds, still in a sticky slime, at random.  If the thrush turd [did you know the latin name for a thrush is turdus?] lands on a tree branch any seeds lucky enough to stick may germinate - but most hang below in a slimy string and are doomed to failure.

Blackcap5 Blackcaps, another mistletoe specialist, are more efficient, as they wipe each seed direct from their beak - but they only overwinter in quantity in continental Europe - where, unsurprisingly, they are considered the main mistletoe vector. 

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Now in recent years we've had a growing overwintering population of blackcaps in the UK, especially around here, in the Severn Vale, where mistletoe is happily plentiful.  So there are some interesting possibilities here - of more efficient mistletoe seed distribution/planting.  No-one can say what this might mean for the amount and distribution of mistletoe.

But exactly how efficient are they?  Well, we've just found out, by piling up cut mistletoe on our garden picnic table (where else?) to see if we can tempt our lone local overwintering blackcap to partake.  He's played hard to get until the last few days, preferring the apples on the bird table, and shooing all the other birds away (impressive considering his small size) but yesterday he started on the mistletoe...  and is doing so well I'm beginning to worry for all our trees and shrubs, as he's wiping those seeds off everywhere.

And how efficient is he?  Well, have a look at the pics below - all are absolutely genuine blackcap mistletoe seed plantings, and I'm stunned at how good he is.  No shrub is immune - the close-ups are on false acacia (a good host) and the wider shot showing 4 seeds (2 in focus on the near branch and 2 just out of focus behind) are on buddleia (not a good host). 

If he carries on like this we may have to ration the supplies - the picnic table is covered in mistletoe at present, so there's a lot more to plant yet!  But perhaps it's better to have a blackcap feeding on mistletoe there than the alternative - a few weeks back a sparrowhawk used the same table to sit on whilst calmly dismembering a goldfinch (well it is designed for picnics...)

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December 12, 2008

Mistletoe Kisses - links to lessons

The Galaxy 'Mistletoe Kisses' chocolate bar (see blog for Oct 10th) is proving very popular this season - I seem to find it in every shop I visit, though maybe that's just me. 

They've been very clever with some media stories about people's experiences of mistletoe kisses, with similar wording but regionally varying stats being quoted in local papers across the country.  I'll try and get access to the data if I can.

And there are some mistletoe kissing trivia at their website too - worth a look there if you're keen to learn how to kiss and kissing etiquette.  Or you can just watch this video - is that really Boris and David on the bikes at the end?  Boris' hair looks just slightly wrong, but the David C chap looks reasonably convincing, though I assume the graininess at the end is deliberate and intended to help the deception.

For a mistletoe-kissing video with slightly less success for the mistletoe-bearing main character try this version from the streets of Ipswich.

December 08, 2008

Odd mistletoe story of the month...

OakmistletoeadTimesSat6thDec2008blanked I've been getting a few queries recently about mistletoe on oak - and where to obtain it in Britain - and this ad, from last Saturday's Times, may be the reason. I'll say more about it below.  But first some background on mistletoe on oak...

The short answer to these queries about where to get oak mistletoe in Britain is that 'you don't'.  Mistletoe is incredibly rare on oak here, and doesn't grow well when it does occur. 

This simple state of affairs is complicated/confused by several factors, mostly relating to either its rarity, or confusion over its frequency...

In rarity terms mistletoe on oak evokes the druidic traditions of the sacred mistletoe on the sacred tree - referred to by Pliny in his writings about the British Druids.  This leads neatly on to beliefs - ancient and modern - in the 'special powers' of mistletoe on oak.  I won't go into those now.

In simple botanical terms the mistletoe on oak is the same as the mistletoe on any other host in Britain - and not really 'special' at all, just a curiosity.  The few documented mistletoe oaks in Britain today have very small mistletoe growths, showing that this is, in effect, a really poor host for the plant.  Indeed many of the 'British' mistletoe oaks are actually non-native oaks, more susceptible to mistletoe growths than the native varieties (more on that below).  Botanists (and others) guard the secrets of mistletoe oaks, and do not publicise their locations (though most are easy to find if you know how...).

The whole situation is confused by a naive belief by many that they have mistletoe on oaks in their local area - almost always based on incorrect tree identification (most turn out to be limes, horse chestnuts etc).  This view isn't helped by the regularity (abroad) of other mistletoe species on oaks in other countries.  So mistletoe on oak is fairly common in the USA but that's a different mistletoe and different oaks.  And there's a Central European mistletoe that likes oaks too - but it's not evergreen like our northern European mistletoe so it doesn't 'seem' right, and isn't the true mistletoe of legend.

And then there's the medicinal angle - where the German/Swiss institutes that make anthroposophic mistletoe medicines (for complementary cancer therapy) use our mistletoe species from a specific range of hosts, as they consider each host to impart a different biochemical contribution.  They actively encourage mistletoe on oaks to ensure they have an oak mistletoe element in their medicines.  They do this by finding susceptible oak varieties - ie varities more likely to grow mistletoe than others, and then actively cultivating it.  (i.e they grow 'ordinary' mistletoe on 'special' oaks, not the other way around).

So what is this ad about?  Short answer is I really don't know, though I think I know who the 'private gentleman' is.  It's not clear whether he wants material for propagation or simply to make into some medicinal brew etc.  But the price seems ridiculously high, and I can't see how he can be sure he won't be neatly ripped off with 'ordinary' mistletoe from a more common host.

If he really really wants oak mistletoe that badly he should be looking to the continent, where there is an organised cropping system, and/or if he really really wants to grow it, he should be thinking susceptible oak tree/grafts of susceptible oak tree limbs and simply using 'ordinary' mistletoe berries - as that's the way to do it.  There's plenty of advice on that sort of thing available if you have a legit cause and ask the right questions of the right people, here and abroad.  But that information would only be given out for good reason, not just for money.

It's an odd story, and seems to be a hammer to crack a nut. 

It may seem a little funny too - but it isn't harmless - I am really worried about possible theft and vandalism from our few mistletoe oaks that could result from this.  It doesn't seem a very responsible way to go about sourcing this material. 

December 07, 2008

Mistletoe glut now, but maybe a future shortage

Two apparently conflicting stories about mistletoe in the media in the last few days - one about a glut of mistletoe, and one about a shortage.  Confused?  Well much of the media is, but actually there's no conflict at all.

The 'glut' as reported in recent blogging and in several recent papers (the Observer and the Daily Telegraph 2 weeks ago and the Mail on Sunday today), is all to do with the abundance of berries this season - making all the female mistletoe that's cropped very attractive and marketable.  After all, the sprigs need berries to allow kissing:  A berry should be removed, according to old traditions, for each kiss, so lots of berries = lots of kisses.  A glut is good, and we have a glut.  Definitely.

(Of course the male plants don't have berries - a point which should be obvious, but one which I have to point out worryingly often!)

The 'shortage', as reported in, amongst others, yesterday's Telegraph, relates to a developing crisis in mistletoe management - where the old apple trees that support most of the cropped mistletoe are either being lost as they grow old and die and aren't replaced, or are becoming overgrown by unmanaged male mistletoe and dying before their time.  Which equates to a shortage in, say 20 year's time.

Now maybe I'm a bit biased here, as I helped promote both these stories, but, er, why is this causing confusion? 

There's a glut now and a probable longterm future shortage.  Easy isn't it?  Maybe not - have a look at this distorted version of the story in Blatherskite, a news blog that claims to tell the 'inside story'.  [Note to Blatherskite team: Could try harder on this one guys.]

 

December 06, 2008

Tenbury Mistletoe Festival Report 2008

A good mistletoe day in Tenbury Wells today - Mistletoe Queen crowning etc etc, Mistletoe Tea being drunk in the streets, Charity Mistletoe Auction, Oklahoma Mistletoe linkages, loads of media interest, all topped off (for a few) by a Druid mistletoe ceremony...

A bit busy/too knackered to say much on this just now -some pics (mainly of the Queen crowning etc ceremony, and the Charity mistletoe Auction) below - click to enlarge.  Will add some explan text later...

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December 04, 2008

Loads of mistletoe this week...

Too busy to blog much of this week, as literally dealing with loads of mistletoe.

That's loads we've been cropping from the trees, and heaving through muddy fields, and filling up cars (those berries get everywhere...), and then dispatching round the country. 

It's hard work - as a load of mistletoe can be very heavy....

December 02, 2008

the domination of mistletoe matters (for me, and a few others)

Well, I had a good National Mistletoe Day yesterday (1st Dec) - spent much of it dealing with mistletoe matters, so it must be December...

Today was no different - up at sparrowfart (aka dawn)  to do some local radio interviews on, er, mistletoe, and then off to the second Tenbury Wells Mistletoe Auction of 2008.  No pictures today - in too much of a rush.  Quick chat with a few traders, including Nick from InterRose in Suffolk, here to buy stock for his online mistletoe delivery service - which is one of the few direct competitors to Tenbury's (and partly my) own Teme Mistletoe online service.  We have a brief chat about the online mistletoe business, as one does.

But I have to rush off to pick mistletoe - on behalf of Teme Mistletoe who have a lot of orders to service this week.  The current orchard for harvesting is up above Knighton-on-Teme, through the farmyard, past the dog we've been told not to touch (not sure what happens if we do) and through the field you really really do need wellies for.  Reg (79 and 3/4) is already there, up a tree, shouting down that yesterday's haul could have been better and so we'll have to do some better quality control today...

So we sort as we go, only taking the best stuff as far as the cars, and worrying about the rest a bit later (tomorrow probably!).  Today's haul is going off to places all over the country this afternoon, via the magic of TNT Next Day Delivery.  From the tree to the customer in a day, how's that for freshness!

Some is off to a hairdressers in Essex - small sprigs as gifts for customers. But the bulk of today's crop is off to a chain of garden centres - I won't say which chain, but if you know the name of Harry Potter's helpful house-elf you'll have a good clue.

Later this week there's mistletoe going to other garden centres, lots of private customers and for some weekend weddings.  And this is just the first week of December...

But before it gets packed I have to rush off again, leaving Alec and Reg to pack the boxes back at base without me.  I've got the mistletoe-hungry media to satisfy as well and have been fielding calls from various contacts all day on and off.  This can get a weeny bit tiresome after a while - but media work is fun work too - and gives me an excuse to get out to sites I've not seen for a while.

This afternoon its a recce for a well-known BBC TV countryside prog - more on that next week - and my choice of venue is Teddington, just east of Tewkesbury, where Simon and Rebecca have been doing their own version of mistletoe marketing from a neglected fruit farm orchard since last December.  More on that later too - all I'll say for now is that Simon has just got back from London having delivered a big load of his mistletoe to Covent Garden Market today... 

And then it get's dark, so it's time to go home and read the emails and listen to the voicemails. 

Back to Tenbury first thing tomorrow...

December 01, 2008

Festival News Release on Oklahoma Twinning

Info for journalists...

A new News Release about Tenbury Wells twinning with Oklahoma City for the 2008 Mistletoe Festival season is now available at www.teme-mistletoe.co.uk/festival07/images/MtoeFest08_NR02.pdf

November 29, 2008

Cupid's Capsule

Got some spare dosh? 

Not worried about the credit crunch? 

Looking for a private mistletoe-themed romantic encounter for just you and your mate?

Look no further - for December only the London Eye are including a 'hand-tied sprig of mistletoe' in their £299.00 Cupid's Capsule package.  I hope it's British mistletoe.

It also includes 'a romantic Private Capsule, complete with a bottle of Laurent-Perrier Champagne and a luxury box of Charbonnel et Walker pink champagne truffles, served by your host'.  So there's a bit more than just mistletoe for your 300 quid.

But a 'host' - does that mean there's someone else in there with you, watching?  Could put people off a bit.

Not yet convinced?  Well the package also includes exclusive check-in and fast track boarding.  And there's 10% discount if you book online.

November 28, 2008

Harlow Carr Mistletoe Sculpture

A pic of that mistletoe sculpture I mentioned in yesterday's blog...

The stainless steel structure was made by sculptor Steve Blaylock - who is pictured kissing his wife Rachel underneath it (I hope it's securely tied...) at RHS Harlow Carr.  The pic (click to enlarge) is by Richard Doughty and borrowed from http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk

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November 27, 2008

Mistletoe trivia for today

Been v busy with mistletoe matters, mistletoe media etc last few days (and weeks) and so a bit busy for blogging (and replying to emails, apols if you've sent in a mistletoe query recently and it's not been answered yet - will get around to it soon...).

So am just reporting on a couple of mistletoe trivia points today.

Tasteful trivia:  Harlow Carr, the Royal Horticultural Society's garden in Yorkshire, has just taken delivery of a mistletoe sculpture.  Made by Steve Blaylock, a metal sculptor who's done work with the RHS before (at Chelsea), the installation is described as a giant stainless steel Mistletoe bush.  Sounds impressive - I'll try and get a pic to add here... 

(oddly enough, whilst visiting Harlow Carr in summer 2007, we noticed they had a new 'winter walk' of winter plants but no indication of any intention to grow mistletoe, a classic winter plant.  Perhaps I should send them some seeds in February? But I may also have to show them how to grow it - the official RHS guidance on how to grow mistletoe is rather naive and inaccurate - they picture seeds being planted on a main trunk (it really only works on young branches) and persist in that old wives tale about cutting flaps in the bark (unnecessary and counterproductive).  Perhaps they should stick with the stainless steel version, or perhaps I should try harder to communicate with them?)

Less tasteful trivia:  I'm told that the recently released Four Christmasses movie, a comedy about a couple who are forced, for the first time in years, to spend time with their 4 parental families (both have divorced parents) uses the word Mistletoe quite a lot. But only as a codeword for exiting uncomfortable or awkward situations with embarrassing relations/inlaws. I just hope it doesn't set a trend...

November 25, 2008

First Auction 2008

Today was the first of this year's wholesale auctions at Tenbury...  will add more text later, though nothing particularly new to report other than to review prices etc...

But here are a couple of pix for now, showing Nick Champion starting the mistletoe lots..

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November 24, 2008

Tenbury Wells Mistletoe Festival News Release

Info for journalists...

The latest News Release for the 2008 Mistletoe Festival is now available at www.teme-mistletoe.co.uk/festival07/images/MtoeFest08_NR01.pdf


Bumper Crop...

Lots of news reports over the weekend about the 'bumper crop' of mistletoe we've got this season, many quoting me as saying how good the berry crop is, and how this'll keep the prices down - which is good for a 'credit crunch Christmas'.

All this sounds very good but I think I must highlight two caveats:

  • Firstly the expected low prices (to be confirmed, or not, at the first mistletoe auction of 2008 tomorrow) largely apply to wholesale mistletoe. 

    This may be easily passed on to the retail mistletoe market if you're buying plain sprigs sold at the greengrocers but...
    ...if you buy pre-packaged mistletoe from a florist, or online, bear in mind the main costs for those are preparation, handling and shipping.  These processing costs are the same or higher this season - so that mistletoe will be much the same prices as last year.  Sorry!
  • Secondly I did qualify my comments on the berry glut slightly, pointing out that although there were lots of berries, the foliage is looking a bit reduced and scraggy and the sprigs are not quite as good-looking  as you'd think, even with all those berries...  (This snippet was omitted from the reported story in the papers.)  So the market may differentiate between good-leaved and bad-leaved mistletoe this season, instead of good v poor berries.  We shall see...
But there are lot of berries...  Definitely another mistletoe bling year...

Cutting below is from today's Telegraph - that's Reg Farmer in the red hat.


November 21, 2008

mistletoe management

Spent today with the Colwall Orchards Group, doing some mistletoe management.  Colwall is a village (actually a group of small hamlets – Upper Colwall, Colwall Green etc etc) towards the south end of the Malvern Hills on the left-hand (western) side.  Which makes it just in Herefordshire.

The orchards group there  is a relatively new one, who have been reviewing the state and status of traditional orchards within their patch over the last year or so.  Key figures in the group include Helen Stace of Natural England, who spoke about their progress and plans for conservation and management of their orchards at the Sheffield Orchards Conference back in September (see previous blog entry). 

Also from Natural England is Tim Dixon, who I last met many many years ago on the Pocklington Canal – when he was being paid by English Nature (as was) to make the case for the protected sites alongside and within the highly biodiverse and then unrestored canal corridor and I was being paid by British Waterways to (reluctantly) try to argue a case for restoration for boats not doing any harm...  Which is a comforting reminder for me of why I resigned.  We agree not to dwell on past events, and talk about mistletoe instead…

Now, why manage mistletoe?  Isn’t it ‘rare’ and all that?  Well, no it’s not rare, not round here anyway.  And rare or not, management is the best way to conserve it, especially in apple orchards – which is what I spoke about at the Sheffield conference (see comment above) in September.

So, today was a day of bashing mistletoe to help with mistletoe and apple tree conservation.  The main difference between what we did today and most mistletoe work at this time of year is that we pruned/cut out both male and female plants.  This is fundamental to good mistletoe management – most people these days just prune the female, as that has berries and they can use it/sell it at Christmas – but doing that dooms the tree to becoming more and more overgrown with the (relatively) valueless male plants – which is not a good thing in the long term…

There’ll be more on this story (I hope) in the press this season – but for now here’s a link to the paper (that outlines this issue) I presented at the Sheffield Hallam conference on Orchards and Groves: Their History, Ecology, Culture and Archaeology back in September.

And here are some pictures from today...

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November 20, 2008

(belated) Updates for November

Over a month since my last entry - no excuses except that mistletoe season is upon us already, and that, ironically, keeps me too busy to blog about mistletoe.

So, some quick newsy updates:

Mistletoe crop 2008: Still looking good for berries - loads of them on the plants, but the leaves are looking a bit small - even absent entirely, on some sprigs.  So it's not yet clear whether this year is a good crop (like last year - when the berries were so good, it was described by some as a mistletoe 'bling' year) or whether things aren't so good.  Time will tell... specifically after the first Tenbury Wells Mistletoe Auction (to take place next Tuesday 25th Nov)

Sustainable harvesting: I'm still working to promote the idea (and ultimately the necessity) of better mistletoe management - to combat the neglect (sometimes misguidedly benign) of overgrown mistletoe-laden trees in apple orchards.  More on this later in the season - but if you want to know more you'll find info from last year here

Mistletoe Festival 2008:  Final details of the Tenbury Wells Mistletoe Festival 2008 are now (almost) available.  A few small bits still to sort out - but the main thing to know is that it all happens on Saturday 6th Dec (wholesale auctions are on 25th Nov and 2nd and 9th Dec), and it will include, for the first time, a charity mistletoe auction on the day...  More at www.tenbury-mistletoe-festival.co.uk

Mistletoe Supply 2008:  The Tenbury English Mistletoe Enterprise group are trading online again this season - orders are building up rapidly at present, which means I (amongst others) have to go climbing up a few trees as usual...  More at www.teme-mistletoe.co.uk

Mistletoe Media 2008:  News Release on the Festival due v soon.  Will post it here when available.  Several features in monthly mags already - particularly good one in BBC Countryfile Magazine - there's an extract here.  My only grumble is the way they've described how to grow-your-own - repeating the old wives tale about cutting flaps in the bark etc...  More on that in a later post...  More media info following next week's auctions...

Druid mistletoe event 2008:  As previously mentioned, this won't be at the Tenbury Festival this year, but there will be a weekend-long druidic celebration from 5th to 7th December, near the Wyre Forest.  More on this when info available...

October 10, 2008

Chocolate Mistletoe 2008 - upmarket and downmarket versions

It may be still a little early for Christmas, but it's never too early for Chocolate.  Silky smooth chocolate, steeped in sexy, pleasure-inducing theobromine and phenylethylamine (Theo who?  Ethyl who?).  Combine these with the fertility symbolism of ever-sexy mistletoe and you have a lip-sucking, tongue-licking combination...  Yummmmmmmmmm.....

Sorry, got a a bit carried away there.  And just to clarify, when I say combine choccies with mistletoe I don't actually mean blending the two literally.  That would be far too powerful - the theobromine might react with the viscotoxins and... well, anything could happen.

No, what I mean is mistletoe-themed chocolate, much less directly harmful, but no less suggestive.  And I'd like to highlight two somewhat contrasting versions that are available this season.

Chocolate-for-christmas-IMG110456m The first is Hotel Chocolat's 'Kissing Mistletoe' - described as "Smoochily smooth 40% milk chocolate cast into christmas mistletoe shapes".  Definitely Yummy (HC's 40% is very very nice...) but a trifle expensive at £6.00 for 120 grams (that's 10 x 12g pieces).  Plus, unless you live in reach of an HC store, £3.95 delivery...

An interesting concept though - dispensing with the real thing and casting chocolate into a mistletoe shape.  But, is it just me that thinks their casting looks more like the American mistletoe than proper European Viscum album?   Probably it is just me, but I think I'm right - they've modelled it on the wrong mistletoe.

Verdict?  Probably yummy, but not worth spending £6 plus delivery on fake mistletoe modelled on incorrect mistletoe.  Instead, wait until January - it'll be reduced then and available as an end of line...

MasterfoodsGalaxyMistletoeKisses In the meantime, if you need a chocolate-flavoured mistletoe moment, why not go down-market (remember that credit crunch!), forget 'Kissing Mistletoe' and go instead for Mars/Galaxy's 'Mistletoe Kisses'? 

I reported on these chocolate bars last year - and they're much cheaper (about £0.60 for about 40g - so about 4x less than Hotel Chocolat's Kissing Mistletoe).  OK, they're not pure chocolate (part caramel) and what is chocolate isn't 40% chocolate.  Also they're not mistletoe-shaped - but they do have a little mistletoe logo embossed on each one...  But, most importantly, they're (relatively) cheap and are freely available down the supermarket.

And, if you believe this ad, they're made by gnomes and mistletoe-fairies.  Nuff said...

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